Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines
Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!
Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:
10. Wanna ride my horse?
9. How would you like to make our animal friends happy?
8. Wanna get in touch with your animal side?
7. I have a big snake for a pet.
6. You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!
5. My horse and I could give you riding lessons.
4. I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*
3. My doggy can do a lot of tricks.
2. I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.
And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:
1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.