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French Bitch

She was straying along the dark street. Quite a delightful Dalmatian: a perfect body, snow-white fur, jet-black spots, sparkling eyes but in spite of the esthetic grace, nobody loved her. She did not know sincere affection or who she was. All she recalled was her cruel master having beaten her up day after day She ran away. It was at the end of October, and if she did not find shelter soon enough, winter would freeze her life-giving blood, making her die an icy death. She did not mind how cold the fall wind was blowing; she was out to find true love.

The old clock of Lyon’s reverend cathedral stuck twelve. She stopped. There was s slight noise. She laid back her black ears, hearing a distant growl, and at the very same moment, she smelled a familiar scent: It was another dog. The roused bitch started running thru the calm lanes.

Panting, she reached a remote manor at the municipal periphery. All was quiet. She sniffed. The luring smell was coming from inside. She slunk around the noble villa till the stumbled on an unlocked backdoor. The wakeful hound stepped thru the silent darkness, climbed up the high stairs to the second floor, stood still. There it was; the other dog was near. She felt its heavy breath. Her sharp gaze fell on a husky Dalmatian baring its blazing teeth; his blood-red prick was glittering in the pale moonlight. She knew he was horny.

He snarled, she froze too scared to stir. Putting his scratchy paws around her velvety flanks, he sprang at her, shoving his stiff dick into her tender cunt. She enjoyed, though her tiny hymen tore and his swelling knot stretched her virgin vagina to a new limit. Their boundless lust rose with each of his violent thrusts. Just when they were having a common climax, a harsh flash blinded her gaping eyes.

“Pour l’amour de Dieu!”

An elegant man in a silky nightshirt was standing at the open door. Her angelic pulchritude bewitched him on the spot. The tied bitch made him join in the fiery fucking. He undressed and lifted his smooth leg over his yowling dog. His erect penis slid into her exposed asshole. Both throbbing dicks gelling her touchy innards at once brought her to a second orgasm. She got a lovely home.

Your choice of pet name is important. Here are some things to think about before naming your pet.

Your dog’s name says as much about your pet as it does about you. There are literally hundreds of potential names you can give your dog, but it has to be the right one. Your dog will become a unique member of your family and his or her name will heard often. So, it’s of vital importance to get it right.

Browse the Internet websites that are dedicated to dogs for dog name suggestions. You’ll find ideas for female dog names, male dog names, cute dog names, even Latin dog names!

You choice of name can depend on one or more of the following categories:

1. Choose a dog name according to gender.

Do you have a boy dog or a girl dog? Maybe you want to choose a dog’s name that reflects its gender. The most popular female canine names in the US today are Molly, Lady, Princess and Missy, to name a few. The most popular male canine names are Sam, Max, Duke and Rocky, to name only a few.

2. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s physical characteristics.

Every dog, regardless of its breed, has certain unique physical characteristics. Every breed comes with its own set of physical attributes: coat, markings, color or size, but each dog is unique. Pinpoint the uniqueness in your dog and come up with a unique dog name that reflects your dog’s singularity.

3. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s character or personality.

As with physical characteristics, every dog has its own personality beyond the characteristics of its breed. Get to know your dog a little before you decide on its name.

3. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s breed.

Do you have a German shepherd or Labrador? Do you have a Maltese Terrier or Poodle? These breeds are traditional breeds and we’ve come to associate them with specific types of names inspired by their appearance and pedigree. Golden retrievers are often called Sunny or Goldie. Pure breed dogs tend to demand more impressive names, while strays tend to be given cuter names.

5. Choose a dog name according to your interests.

You may be a classics scholar or a music lover. You may like fast cars or a certain world city. Maybe you want to choose a name for your dog that’s related to the hobbies and interests that inspire your life. Maybe you read Horace? That’s an impressive name for an impressive dog. Maybe your all-time favorite city in the world is Sydney? Then call your dog Sydney. This is one way of ensuring a unique dog name that has extra significance for you.

Remember: dog names should be no more than one or two syllables. They should not sound similar to other names within the family and should definitely not sounds like commands. Remember that the name will last for the term of the dog’s life, so try to think ahead and be certain that the name you choose will suit the dog (and you) in the years to come.

Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:

10. Wanna ride my horse?

9.   How would you like to make our animal friends happy?

8.   Wanna get in touch with your animal side?

7.   I have a big snake for a pet.

6.   You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!

5.   My horse and I could give you riding lessons.

4.   I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3.   My doggy can do a lot of tricks.

2.   I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.

And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:

1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.

Bitching With Stud

My ex-girlfriend, Linda, was going out of town for a couple of weeks and needed someone to look after her large black hound, Stud. We broke up quite recently but were still good friends. And so, I told her that I’d be happy to help her out, and so I took Stud home with me.

Stud is a rather large dog, standing good two-and-a-half feet at the shoulder and weighing in at one hundred or so pounds, with a curly black coat.

Since I am usually completely naked in the house, especially in the summertime, his wet nose was always poking into my groin or at my ass.

One day, I was sitting in the lounge chair, naked as usual, reading the newspaper, when he came up between my legs and started licking my shaved cock and balls. OH SHIT!!! The sensation was so electric that my dick got hard immediately.  I spread my legs apart and he licked my dick and nuts until I came.  The dog slurped up all my cum, and licked me clean.  What an erotic turn-on!

I decided to reward my sweet canine honey, and become his bitch.  I got down on my back on the floor with him straddling me, and started rubbing his sheath until his red dick poked its head out.  I pumped his rod until it grew to about seven inches and kept on until he stiffened and shot his huge load of cum all over my face, chest, and belly.  He then proceeded to lick himself and me clean.  I didn’t want him to get totally soft, as I wanted more, so I propped myself up underneath him with cushions, and took his shaft into my mouth.

I started licking and sucking that doggie dick with sexual abandon, moving my lips up and down its entire length.  Stud responded by starting to hump my mouth.  I was being face-fucked by a dog. The knot at the base of his cock grew to the size of my fist as he thrust his big dick down my throat, the knot smashing against my lips.

All the while, dog juices were spurting down my gullet, until he finally unloaded his full load of sperm down my throat.  No human ever pumped that much into me, but I managed to swallow it all.  My dick was so hard and throbbing that it hurt.

My dog lover was still ready for more, so I got on my hands and knees and let him prod and lick my hairless ass.  The thrill almost sent me through the roof.  He then tried to mount me, and the feeling of his fur against my bare ass was totally erotic.  I reached back between my legs, grabbed his ramrod, and guided it up to my ass.

Stud thrust and the tip of his seven-inch cock forced open my sphincter ring and entered my rectum.  He humped a few more times and his entire thing was inside me.  The initial pain of penetration turned into heavenly bliss as he pumped and pumped, his knot pounding against my ass.  I was so aroused that with my right hand I was pounding my own meat, while being violated by the dog.  All at once, he made several long, hard thrusts and then emptied the contents of his balls into my bowels.

I had an orgasm almost immediately and spewed my cum all over my thighs and the carpet.  When Stud was finally able to withdraw his cock, doggie juices ran out of my ass and down my thighs.  He again licked up the mess and lay down on his back, his legs in the air.  I went over to him and gave him another good blowjob, swallowing yet another super load of dog cum. We had fun like this at least once a day for the remainder of the two weeks of bestiality. For a guy, I was a damn good bitch for him!!!

Stud bugs the shit out of me, now, whenever I visit Linda.  That fucking mutt pokes his nose in my crotch or in my ass every chance he gets.  Linda thinks that it’s a riot.  I wonder what she’d say if she knew that I fucked her dog just like I used to fuck her so many years ago. One of these days I’ll have to walk the dog alone and let him hump me in the forest preserve.

The End? I think not.

Hot horny couple loves to play with a huge stallion. Watch this couple fuck hard with this big cocked horse.  

This way for more hot animal fuck…ANIMAL SEX MOVIES

Here are some of my reasons why nonhuman sex is better than human sex. Feel free to add some of your own if you like. The whole thought sent me laughing my head off. Read and enjoy. 

Some Reasons Why Having Sex With Animals is Better than Sex with other Humans

1. You don’t have to pay them first.

2. YOUR size doesn’t matter to them.

3. You don’t have to treat them to a candlelight dinner first or buy them chocolates.

4. You don’t have to waste your bloody time on foreplay first. You can fuck them right away.

5. No one can sue you for rape or child abuse.

6. They won’t blab if you ejaculate prematurely.

7. You don’t GET AIDS.

8. Menstration doesn’t apply to their females.

9. It doesn’t matter if you chain while having sex.

10. You can’t get the other party pregnant.

Little kitty loves licking momies tits.

More hot animal bestiality for you…K9SLUTS

Me and My Shadow

This is a true story… it actually happened  to me one day.

Well, I was sitting at my computer, completely naked, looking for some porn to aid my jack-off session that day. I must have accidently left open my door because suddenly, I heard a meowing sound and the next thing I knew something furry was rubbing against my legs. I glanced down and saw Shadow. He is my pet, a black cat. He is very young, about a year old, but very affectionate. Shadow continues rubbing against me and I try to ignore him the best I could. The next thing I know, he is rubbing my balls and starts to lick them.

I kinda pushed him away. It freaked me out. I go back to my porn, and he walks up again. This time, he puts his paws on my thighs, and starts to lick my semi hard cock. “SHADOW! WHAT THE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??!!!” I yell at him, and this time, he runs off.

A moment later, I wished I hadn’t done that. By then,  I was rock hard and horny.

I sighed and decided to just lie down and jack off. That way I’d not be so horny. So there I was, lying there, my eyes closed, fantasizing about my boyfriends cock, when my cat walks in again. Suddenly a funny idea popped into my head and I said to myself, “What the hell! Why not give it a try.”

I called him up on the bed, watch as Shadow jumped at the mattress and approached my prone form. He crawled on my chest, licked my nipples, licked my armpits, and walked over to my crotch. My 7 incher was really fucking at that moment, and all of a sudden he starts licking the base of it. I gasp. It hurt but it also felt so good! He starts to get really good at it, and then starts licking my head. Oh shit, I said to myself, my mind reeling back. This  feeling was so intense! Shadow continued licking, when I finally cum all over his face and my cock. I thought this would scare him off, but much to my surprise, he seemed to like it and continued licking. I watched him, tired and seemingly helpless as he licked me clean, and then went to attend to the cum on his face.

Shadow and I have had several more of these encounters…

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They  don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”